Con or Bust: ATTACK OF THE ALIEN ROBOTS edition
Tuesday, 21 February 2012 05:26 pmSo.... remember I was saying something about further awesomeness from Comic Con? Well, it all went down something like this:
thedilettante: What ho, shall we go get pretty things from the Blaft stall to auction on Con or Bust, since their Anthology of Tamil Pulp Fiction seems to be doing well?
Me: Er, sure. You will have to buy, though, since I have already spent everyone else's money.
thedilettante: ::eyes me dubiously::
Me: People gave me some extra dosh to cover shipping for the books I got signed from the Jai Lit Fest for Con or Bust and I went and spent it on MOAR BOOKS, because how could I have foreseen that Comic Con would strike before the auction closed?
thedilettante: Er. Yes. Well, I shall irresponsibly encourage you to use your Rs. 40 Campfire voucher to buy EVEN MOAR BOOKS.
Me: You are a horrible human being. Shall we to the Blaftness?
thedilettante: Ahoy. Incidentally one of the Blaft publishers was wearing a Batman sari yesterday.
Me: I. Whut. I think my heart just grew three sizes at the thought of there being a Batsari in this our fallen and degenerate world.
thedilettante: We are in accord about this. What ho Rakesh (one half of Blaft)! Deepa, explain it all to them.
Me: Well, um. There's this thing...
con_or_bust. For, um, people of colour. Which you could be too, if you wanted, even if you're being brown in brownlandia and not calling yourselves 'of colour'. For the purposes of con-attendage, I mean. Um.
thedilettante: Let me clarify. We want your books. To sell on the internet.
Rakesh: Sure! You want Kumari Loves A Monster? Signed by Rashmi, AKA other half of Blaft AKA Batsari Lady?
Us: Yes!
Rakesh: She's not here now to sign 'em, but you can pick them up tomorrow at our bookstore event where we will probably show up without any books since they will have all sold out here at Comic Con. Meanwhile, do you want more stuff?
Us: ... Like what?
Rakesh: Oh, hmmm, well, we had these master artist wrought one-of-a-kind engravings of robots on palm leaves lying around...

Us: ::jaws drop (possibly also some drool)::
Rakesh: Cool, you can have it for free, hope your auction works out!
thedilettante: (sotto voce) Yeah, remember what I told you about them being terribly sweet people who keep giving things away and therefore aren't in the best place as a business?
Me: idontcareomgicanteven ANCIENT INVADING ROBOTS ONNA PALM LEAF!!1111!
thedilettante: You do remember that you have to give it away, right? You can't actually hang it in your bedroom with a diya and an agarbatti in front of it and garland it with paper flowers and tell everyone you are doing pooja to the Maateshwari Jahaj as I can clearly see you planning to.
Me:... Well, I could argue that letting something like this leave the shores of our beloved motherland in exchange for filthy lucre is like that jerk who handed over the Kohinoor. And also the Peacock Throne.
thedilettante: Show it to everyone else while we are waiting for our momos so that they will prevent you from Stealing From Charity.
Collective Bong Contingent, in one voice: D'AWWWW ROBO POTO CHITRO!
And so, my friends, we have up for auction, only till this Sunday:
One (1) Yantra-Purusha Tala Pattachitra (machine-man palm-leaf engraving),
Two (2) autographed copies of Kumari Loves a Monster, and
Twelve (12) Indian comic books and graphic novels, some autographed.
I haven't read any of them yet, but here's my one-line reason for buying them:
Also still up for grabs:
One (1) autographed copy of Beirut Blues by Hanan al-Shaykh.
One (1) set of 3 (Three!) autographed books comprising the GameWorld trilogy by Samit Basu.
anda partridge inna pear tree a blog post by me.
con_or_bust is hovering at around $5,000 right now, folks, and the target is $12,000.
I'd like to be able to link some of the fans I've been meeting at Comic Con India and Jaipur Lit Fest to it, actually, and hopefully there will be enough funds to help at least one Indian fan get to some international convention. Because it's always nicer when people can move across borders the way books have.
Me: Er, sure. You will have to buy, though, since I have already spent everyone else's money.
Me: People gave me some extra dosh to cover shipping for the books I got signed from the Jai Lit Fest for Con or Bust and I went and spent it on MOAR BOOKS, because how could I have foreseen that Comic Con would strike before the auction closed?
Me: You are a horrible human being. Shall we to the Blaftness?
Me: I. Whut. I think my heart just grew three sizes at the thought of there being a Batsari in this our fallen and degenerate world.
Me: Well, um. There's this thing...
Rakesh: Sure! You want Kumari Loves A Monster? Signed by Rashmi, AKA other half of Blaft AKA Batsari Lady?
Us: Yes!
Rakesh: She's not here now to sign 'em, but you can pick them up tomorrow at our bookstore event where we will probably show up without any books since they will have all sold out here at Comic Con. Meanwhile, do you want more stuff?
Us: ... Like what?
Rakesh: Oh, hmmm, well, we had these master artist wrought one-of-a-kind engravings of robots on palm leaves lying around...

Us: ::jaws drop (possibly also some drool)::
Rakesh: Cool, you can have it for free, hope your auction works out!
Me: idontcareomgicanteven ANCIENT INVADING ROBOTS ONNA PALM LEAF!!1111!
Me:... Well, I could argue that letting something like this leave the shores of our beloved motherland in exchange for filthy lucre is like that jerk who handed over the Kohinoor. And also the Peacock Throne.
Collective Bong Contingent, in one voice: D'AWWWW ROBO POTO CHITRO!
And so, my friends, we have up for auction, only till this Sunday:
One (1) Yantra-Purusha Tala Pattachitra (machine-man palm-leaf engraving),
Two (2) autographed copies of Kumari Loves a Monster, and
Twelve (12) Indian comic books and graphic novels, some autographed.
I haven't read any of them yet, but here's my one-line reason for buying them:
- Odayan - Kalaripayattu-fighting anti hero vigilante in Kathakali face-paint!
- Daksha - Dystopic underworld meets Kalidas's mythology!
- The Treasured Thief - Adventure in ancient Egypt with Sachin Nagar doing Disney-meets-Avatar the Last Airbender art!
- In Defence of the Realm - Story set in ancient Harappa by an Indian archeologist!
- Auto Pilot - Yama has to take an auto, the autowallah has to take Yama!
- Whose Development - journalism via comics via grassroots activists!
- Parallel Lines - social justice narratives through pretty line art!
- Chairman Meow and the Protectors of the Proletariat - Bright colours + satire by Abhijeet Kini!
- Uud Bilaw Manus - An Otter Man fights crime in Beehar while speaking Fauxpuri!
- Widhwa Ma Andhi Behen - The Widowed Mom and Blind Sister take on Bechdel testing!
- Retrograde - Dystopian future fic written by desis, peopled with desis!
- Milk & Quickies - Short shorts by the guy who dreamed up Angry Moushi!
Also still up for grabs:
One (1) autographed copy of Beirut Blues by Hanan al-Shaykh.
One (1) set of 3 (Three!) autographed books comprising the GameWorld trilogy by Samit Basu.
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I'd like to be able to link some of the fans I've been meeting at Comic Con India and Jaipur Lit Fest to it, actually, and hopefully there will be enough funds to help at least one Indian fan get to some international convention. Because it's always nicer when people can move across borders the way books have.